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INDUSTRY vs DEVELOPERS vs STREAMERS vs PLAYERS                           😂  My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.  Fortunately, I had another two lives .                         😃  Why do skeletons do not know how to play Fortnite? Because they don’t have skins !                        😆 Did you hear about the Minecraft movie ? It was a blockbuster ☄️ Come lets discover how these intricately crafted mesmerizing fantasy realms fueled by adrenaline affect the Game  developers. 1) 🖐  Layoffs         Job Security in the industry like a foundation made of Sand , you could we kicked out anytime without a notice. Developers are not the centre page of talk of concern. Slashing of workforce is common trend in the Industry. 2) 😫  Burnout         3D Graphics and Animations consume ages to design making Developers a victim of "CRUNCH" for which 95% are trapped. Some of them aren't paid for the Overtime work too. 3) ♂️♀️  Gender Discrimination        Various Insta

⚔️ The " Battle of Pimple vs Teenager " starts !!                     😂  What do pimples and social media influencers have in common?They both start off small, randomly grow huge, explode, then leave a nasty scar until one day we forget they were ever there                    😆  Good News: you have no more Pimples!   Bad News: Because no more space. ☄️ Come lets discover how this uninvited guest blemishes a beautiful landscape of skin by its fiery red round volcano filled with pus , bacteria and oil disrupting a teenager's dreams of looking good.  Sebaceous glands are factories  of oil supplied to lubricate and keep the skin moist. When these oils and dead skin cells get trapped in the pores (mostly hair follicles) they cause a favorable  environment for previously harmless Propionibacterium.acnes  to divide rapidly. WBCs seeing this goes to kill which causes inflammation and redness. Our Immune system generally finishes the job within 3 - 4 days. # 😱  Pimples though

Gas Cylinders are slowly pinching the pockets costing over 1000 Rupees !!        🤭 Gas prices are so high...That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..        🤣 Why was the noble gas so sad? All of his friends argon        😆 I was pretty surprised to learn Elon Musk was born in South Africa....I thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car  ☄️Come lets unveil the price hike of this fascinating metal container of power and energy embodying functionality and nostalgia of cherishing moments..... 🛢Liquefied Petroleum Gas abbreviated as LPG is a versatile , portable gas primarily made of Propane and Butane refined from Crude oil. ⛽LPG's prices depends on Raw Materials , Local Freight , Marketing Cost , Bottling Charges, Dealer Commissions and Taxes. Some Macro-level Geopolitical Tensions , Inflation and Dollar - Rupee Disparity also influence the above factors. 📈 Inflation though is well under control but its still high - 1$ ( 82 Rupees )in 2019 is 1.16$ ( 95 Rupees )in 2023. 💥The Russ

                            😆  I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"                              😅 Why did the pig have a heart attack? It had too much bacon. Come Lets find how this ritual of rhythmic chest beats revives the flickering ember of life... Cardio - pulmonary Resuscitation abbreviated as CPR is a emergency technique used to a person suffering Cardiac Arrest. Cardiac Arrest is the sudden brake in the Heart...Heart stops beating - pumping blood to organs and hence it can cause death in few minutes. Hence CPR tries to artificially mimic heart beat by external chest compressions. Anyone can do a CPR !! So what to do when a person suddenly collapses unconscious with difficulty in breathing ?         * Open the person's airways ( mouth,nose ) and check for blockage         * Lay the person on their back           * Call for help ( Ambulance )  

Attached 🔗  but Detached....I glue others but I don't get glued !!         My nickname in school 🏫  was glue. I don't know why, it just seemed to stick.         What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks 🧊  together ? Igloo Come Lets discover the mystery 🔎  of Super glue with miraculous attributes and a testament of modern engineering 🧑‍🏭️ . First of all Fevikwik is made of "Cyanoacrylate" ☣️  which forms long strong bonds  💪  on exposure to moisture  💦 ( water - weak base ) triggering the curing process of initiation of polymerization. The organic solvents like acetone evaporate and leaving the characteristic 'glue's smell👃 . Why Fevikwik doesn't stick to it's own tube ?  1) HDPE       High Density polyethylene plastic which is used in the Tube has relative low surface energy ⚡️  to react with adhesive   2) Choke with out Air 💨      Air tight packing prevents ❌  premature curing and thereby increasing the shelf life. 3) Eat the Water  

Lets finish the battle  ⚔️  between the Peel and the Juicer !        😂  What do you call it when your friends  👭  encourage you to eat more fruit?  Pear 🍐  pressure.        😅  What do you give a sick lemon 🤧🍋 ?  Lemon-Aid! 🏥 Come lets Find why these multi - shaped fleshy delicacies boasting its vibrant  🌈  hues and enchanting fragrances  👃  are special !  First of all Fruit  🍎  contains Water  💦  , Fiber , Micronutrients and Sugar 🍯 .... Whereas Fruit juices  🧃  don't contain this dietary fiber. NATURE's 🌿 Equation of Creation : Fruit = Water + Fiber + Micronutrients + Sugar  Fruit Juice = Water + Micronutrients + Sugar  You might say "Just a little bit of the squeezed waste won't cost me anything "...But Fiber    1)  💪  Helps in Bowel movements and Digestion.   2)  🦠  Maintains a Healthy Gut.   3)  📈  Regulates Blood Sugar preventing rapid release of sugar which occurs in fruit juices.   4)  📉  Lowers Cholesterol levels . # 😱Person drinking one

  “It is hard to be ‘present’ with the omnipresent imposition of technology. When I am with family, technology reminds me of work. When I am alone, technology reminds me of friends I am missing. When I am at work, I cannot be present when technology reminds me of friends and family.” “My attention span has been condensed. It’s more difficult to concentrate for long stretches. There is less face-to-face interaction in the home. It’s not good.”   “ I have a much harder time sitting still and doing nothing than I used to, and I also have a much harder time sitting still and doing ONE thing than I used to ”.....These are some of the difficulties which each person in this so called "Modern Digital World" faces.         😂  Which Social Media platform Vegans hate the most ? Google Meat...         😅  Why would doors do well in social media ? Everyone is looking for their handles. Come lets decode how these dynamic , magnetic 🧲 and versatile digital entities are designed to distrac

"Feel the Fizz 🫧 " so you can fizz  ☠️  out of the world...….            😅  I saw so many soda factory  🏭  workers quit their jobs. They said it was a lot of fizzical labor 🧑‍🏭️ .            😆  My friend thought he was drowning in orange  🟠  soda in search of a better world. It turns out; it was his Fanta-sea  🧙  . Come Lets find why this captivating 🪄 fizz with a eruption 🌋 of carbonated bubbles enriches the tantalized taste buds 😋 by its symphony of cruelty😈. Soft drink is basically 💧Carbonated water , a lot of sugar , preservatives , synthetic colors 🎨, stabilizers and emulsifiers. 1) ⭕ Zero Nutritional Value              Soft drinks give nothing but a burp and a refreshing 😌 feeling with extra calories which could be a potential lunch 🍽. 2) 🍯 Sugar , Sugar , Sugar....              1 liter of coke 🥤 has 108 gram of Sugar which is far from the advised limit 🚫 of sugar consumption of a average adult🧑 which is 30g. 3) 💥 Preservation for the drink and Anni

Asbestos from a Miraculous Mineral to a Curse of Chaos😩 ........               😂 One day, I hope to make an asbestos removal 🚫  company...The slogan will be "We'll do asbestos we can". 👍 Come how this Nature's 🌄  handcrafted fragile and resilient 💪  paradoxial marvel turned to be a silent harbinger of a cruel disease.     First of all asbestos is a silicate mineral🪨composed of long fibrils which is resistant to high temperature🌡  and harmful chemicals ☣️ . These were used by Egyptian Pharaohs as a cloth for preservation ⚰️  of Mummies. The Greeks used it in clay pots 🏺 . .>>  😈  Small  "I can dive deep into the air sacs  🫁  "  .>>  🔪 Sharp  "I can poke the soft tissue and cause scars" .>>  😨 Hydrophobic " I don't dissolve in the mucus " .>>  🔧 Contains Iron  "I can react with oxygen of the lungs and cause serious damage" # 😱 We breathe Millions of Asbestos fibres from natural erosion of

Space.....Vacuum....No Air 💨 ....No Oxygen.....How FIRE 🔥??                       😅 Why is bread  🍞  similar to the sun?  It rises in the yeast-ern side 🧭  and sets in the waist-ern side.                        😆  Why did the sun not have to go to college  🏫  and apply for jobs  🧑‍💻️  directly after high school?  He already has a million degrees. 🫠 Come lets discover the secret of Sun's  🌞  graceful fiery , incandescent rays  ✨  of warmth and life embracing each crevice of the desolate voided space  🌌  . Sun is far from a normal campfire 🏕 but a Hydrogen Bomb  💣  . Its a scaled up humongous Fusion Reactor  ☢️  where due to high temperature  💥  and  due to toooo much pressure  💢  hydrogen atoms get sandwiched 🥪   into helium atoms producing waves of immense heat  ♨️  energy. SO its moreof a plasma ball ⚽ than a Dragon - Z Fireball. #  😱  Sun's Core has a Temperature  🌡 of 15 MILLION Degrees and a Pressure of 25 Thousand TRILLION Pascals. So before saying "

  NO Network 📶......Emergency calls only !!!                   🤭 Why is a high speed Internet 🌐 connection healthier than a regular one...?It's high in JIO fiber .                   😅 Why didn’t the skeleton ☠️ have a mobile📱? He had no body to talk  Come lets find how your call 📞 for life stuck in a dense rainforest 🏞 among gangsters through Emergency 🚨 services connects without a sim card or a network plan. First of all a SIM card has only your personal details 📝  ,authentication keys, country codes and data balance so it has no connection with receiving signals from the tower 🗼 which the "antenna" in the phone does. When you activate a phone with a SIM card it first connects with a network provider 📡 ( Jio , Airtel , BSNL ) and then connects your phone calls with their own respective closest tower. But when you use some emergency number 📵 like "108" or "100" it tries to connect with any of the closest tower whether it is Airtel or Jio o

                                                 You can call a diabetic a cripple  🦽  because they’re " candicapped "                     Why did the diabetic dad  👱  cut off his son’s leg 🦵 ? Because he needed a kid-knee transplant. Come lets find why this metabolic disorder of delicate balance ⚖️  filled with potential to disrupt  💥  the harmonious rhythm of equilibrium with sugar 🍭  leaving behind a trail of chaos  😨  and desperation in your life. Diabetes is just rise 👆  in blood sugar level due to lack of "insulin" , basically a brake  🚦  in our body controlling sugar doze  🥴  in the blood. This savior 💂  of diabetic patients prevents accumulation of sugar ( glucose ) thereby damaging the WBCs  🦠  - impairing the immune system like {{ a nose  😤  filled with mucus  🤧  preventing breathing and passage of air }}.  Reducing 👇  Blood circulation and higher risk of infection add to the dangers of having a cut in a diabetic patient. # 422 Million peo

                        I'm in a hospital 🏥 because I drank a cup of ⛽ petrol. The Doctor🧑‍⚕️  told that I was FUELISH !                        Terrorists 🪖 have arrested the local counsellor and they are demanding a  💰  crore  or they would burn him with petrol....Please Donate....I have donated 5 liters. Come lets find why this dynamic liquid elixir powering the veins of a city smells 👃  so good !  This Petrol Station's perfume triggers our olfactory buds because it contains Benzene ☣️  and other flavourful chemical compounds  which stimulate our body to produce Dopamine and helping our 🧠 brain to experience satisfaction  🤗  or replay fond memories  💭  / nostalgia.( Even the Scientists are Double minded )  # Petrol is older than 🦕 Dinosaurs and Ancient Egyptians used it as a medicine for dressing wounds 🤕  and soothing pain. So whether it is the most expensive petrol in Hong Kong or the cheapest in Venezuela dont smell it its Carcinogenic 🎗 🎗  ( The Smelly Benzene

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? It’s on the sylla-buzz. What does a bee use to style her hair? Her honey comb, of course. Come Lets find how a Bee fabricates liquid gold from Nature, cultivating the captivating potential of taste buds and imagination.....       1) The Bees use their long tongue like a straw and extract nectar from the 🌸 flowers.       2) They store this nectar in their second stomach ("Honey Stomach").       3) They transfer ( 🤮 vomit ) the nectar continuously across a line of bees - in this process - digestion occurs before storing it in a hexagon sealed box.       4) They flap their wings to make the honey from juice ---> syrup. #One Honey bee makes only 1/12th Teaspoon of Honey 🍯 !!! So Whether it is a Bee or a hive of Bees they produce just Nectar + Saliva + Digestive Enzymes.

          Why did Dad take the deodrant to the a Gym 🏋? To check whether it " worked out "!           What did the Dad deodrant say to the son ? You are "Scent-sational" This Real Legit S andalwood 🪵Oil infused with tons of sweet , rich aroma of the ancient forest 🏞 honey necatred with serenity and tranquility of Nature's Purity costs 3000 rupees for every 5g ! Come Lets the Discover Why this Smelly 👃Oil Sells like not no other oil Sells........   !) Limited Supply ⬇️            True Sandalwood is cultivated and exported from only few places like Peninsular region of India , Northern Australia and Pacific Islands.   !!) High Value ⬆️            Sandalwood is used in perfumes , soaps 🧽 , skincare products and medicine. It is raw material of high demand and importance. !!!) Quality            The Quality of the Sandalwood is determined by the age 🧑‍🦳 and its concentration of aromatic compounds. Finding the right forest is rare and manually difficult. !!!!)

          What do Books wear on a Wet , rainy ☔ day ? Rain Quotes 🧥           What do you call it when you plan to go to the Beach, but its raining ? Really Irri g ating..😅 Come Lets discover the ethereal symphony of olfactory marvels enchanting the atmosphere with its tantalizing smell of Rain💦.... This ENTIRE Earthy smell👃is called "Petrichor" derived from the Greek🔱 words 'petra' - rock and 'ichor' - blood of gods.   Petrichor ☣️ is a combination of                 !) Geosmin                              This earthy smell is produced by Blue - Green Algae 🦠, Fungi and Other  microorganisms during decomposition.              !!) Volatile Organic Compounds                             Oils and VOCs released by the Plants 🌳 during long periods of drought also contribute to the overall scent.             !!!) Ozone                             Before the Rain , Lightning 🌩 at high temperature breaks molecular oxygen and forces to form 3 molecular Ozone wh

                       Ram and Sham were having dinner , Ram asked Sham "Can I tell you something". Sham said "Don't talk while eating !". After finishing dinner, Sham asked Ram to tell what he was trying to say. Ram told "Your Biryani had a small cockroach in it ".😅 Come Lets find Recipe of Hit which kills Cockroaches...   These inch tall , shiny mahogany colored exoskeleton creatures with a long antennae swaying through the air to find diseases and spread them to kill more than 100,000 humans every year.  Hit has something called "PYRETHROIDS" which are generally extracted from Chrysanthemum flowers in nature and produced synthetically. When this sprayed on the cockroach , these chemicals are absorbed by the skin and attacks the Nervous System..... Causing Paralysis and finally Death. We don't suffer from this issue because we have quick responses and excretion of unwanted chemicals. But please don't use it as a perfume.  So Whethe